Non, monsieur, those are your underpants

Sorry, but you must try some of my wonderful cheese soup. I bet you will like it.

Is this the cheese soup?

Non, monsieur, those are your underpants.

Okay, I am cooking ze cheese soup.

Does that explain why my genitals are getting all warmed up?

Non, monsieur. That is more likely because your underpants recently went through the wash.

Ze cheese soup is all ready for you. I will serve it now, if you would please sit down.

*nibbles on what he thinks is the cheese soup*

Monsieur, those are your underpants. Why will you not listen to me? The cheese soup is in the bowl, in front of you.

*points to pants* This the bowl?

Non, monsieur, those are your trousers. *gives bowl of cheese soup a light tap with finger* This is ze bowl. Now, you must use ze spoon *points to spoon* to eat ze soup.

Monsieur, why are you pouring hot soup into your underpants? Now ze cheese soup covers your genitals!

No, those are my underpants.

GAAH!!