Bollocks

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Dick Dickson, founder of bollocks.

Bollocks are the offspring of bols. They are like hillocks, only more ball shaped.

Bollox

What they say:

"We'll build loads of schools and hospitals for all our merry people and fluffy bunnies and tweety birdies will be free to wander unharmed throughout the land."

What they mean:

"Give us your fricking money you peasant scum and don't get uppity or we'll lock your bastard faces in gaol."

In such a situation that they need a vote, what they mean: "Give me your vote, and I will 'try' to fulfil your requests if elected."

Eng. slang - Testicles, love bags, cock wattle, gravy (baby) sacks

"I kicked him in the Bollocks"
Mercutio - Romeo & Juliet act ix, sc iv) referring to male testicles, often prior to being hit, slapped, stroked or kicked.

Female testicles are referred to as Mollocks, because they are not found dangling from Beneath the female groin, but are located at the back of the mouth and produce lady sperm otherwise known as "Merm".

Hence the phenomena known as "Orally induced bi -sperm pregnancy" whereby a lady is impregnated by both male man sperm through oral sex and lady sperm produced from her mollocks. Such offspring tend to be "extra" manly or "Bi - Man" (latin - 2 X man), for examples see Vin Diesel and Colin Farrell.

Alternate meanings

Eng. slang: Crap.

(U.S. slang - Shit or Kid Rock (Eng. slang - Pooh Pooh (Olde Eng. slang - Turd Mound (Angle. slang - Messy Bucket (Viking slang - Baggoskitr (Celt slang - Feces (Lat. slang - Crap )))))) - any lithpers down there huh?

Ow why did you have to take that ice pick and shove it through my nut sack!

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