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Penis? Hah! More like penisn't!
Oh. I stand corrected. Yay! Let's go drown in a vat of marmalade!
Barbel blade? Verily.
More like varily big small!
Sometimes mistaken for someone talking about his pen, as in "my pen is red, do you know where it is for i have lost it?" commonly resulting in a person checking your pants before laughing. Some skip the first part and die of laughter, commonly known as a disease: Laughterrortosis.
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No, that's a sausage.
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