Phone Abstinence
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Phone Abstinence is a safe alternative to phone sex. You call an attractive female, but instead of having intense sexual conversations with her, you sit in silence with her for a half hour. Then you hang up.
Phone Abstinence is popular in Christian compounds and the Vatican. It has been outlawed as "obscene" in places such as Las Vegas.
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