Callgirl
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A callgirl is a female client of any of a number of greedy mobile phone companies.
The defining characteristic of callgirls is that all of these women have been forced into prostitution in order to obtain enough money to pay ever-increasing phone bills.
Callgirls usually are underweight and scantily-clad as they have little money left for food and clothing once they finish paying off their mobile providers.
Callgirls are also known as escorts as these small cars are all they can afford after paying cell phone bills.
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