Orgasm
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| This article is about... yeah it's self explanatory. For the political party, see ORGASM. |
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FEEL THE BURRRRRNNNN!!!!
Orgasms are just like baby crocodiles.
They're all good and fun when they're young.
But then they grow up, and get teeth.
They walk on three legs in the afternoon.
Then they start to eat dwarves.
And then...
YAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Et voila! You find yourself pregnant with another baby crocodile.
The Female Orgasm
Female orgasms are even more dangerous than male orgasms. They are identifiable by their unique red hourglass mark on the rear-side of their G-spot, and can climax a fully grown bear in only a matter of seconds.
Stay on your toes, people. They're everywhere.
Sex
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| Anatomy | Ball | Bollocks | Boobs | Penis | PENISPENISPENIS | Reproduce Juice | THE VAGINA | Vagina | |
| Sex Acts | Bondage | Buttsecks | Flogging | Foreplay | Fornicate | Homosecks | Masturbating | Phone Abstinence | Sexting | Sexual Intercourse | |
| Homosexuality | Butt pirate | Coming out | Gay | Gayboy | Homo erectus | Mail prostitute | Queer duck | Spongebob Gaypants | |
| Other Sexy Things | An orgy in full flow | Are You Still...Naked? | Callgirl | Cooties | Interstate 69 | Pornography | Pr0nz | Premature Ejaculation Man | The Wooden Condom | Venereal disease | Your parents have sex |
