Nonsensical Table of the Elements
The Nonsensical Table of the Elements is a listing of the elements, some kind of building blocks of matter. Which means they matter. There are many elements here - more than 100 - and are categorised into five main groups.
The Families
- Gases are odorless elements that are shown on the first column of the table. They are commonly known as Gasgens but, they are changed into gases.
- Active Chocolates are bonding to other substances. Their color is brown due to element reaction. For example, you being a chocolate, chocolate block and many more.
- Fillable Materials are highly common or used stuffly that can be located in the centre of the table due to their commonness. As a result, their uses and properties are highly common: The Queen would certainly not approve. These are a few cleaning elements that you can use in your house, mainly to vacuum or take out the trash.
- Unbreakable: These are elements which you can't destroy. As of now, very few have been discovered.
- Adhesives can stick on you or any kind of stuff. They can be hard to pull off.
The Nonsensical table of the Elements
| Gases | Active Chocolates | Fillable Materials | Unbreakable | More Fillable Materials | Cleaning Materials | Adhesives | Vegeta-bles | |||||||||||
1H Highdrogen
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1.5Spam Spam
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1.9Arrw Arrowkeysium
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2Poly Polyester
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2.9Gl Glue
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3.0Crt Carrotium
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3Ne Neon
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3.1416Nou Nougat
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4Vort Vortex
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4.4Fr Fragilenium
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4.9Box Bauxite
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5Not Notsoeletium
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5.5proofAnti Fusestopper
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6Cr Cramp
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7Po Potato
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8Bl Skipped9ium
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9.5Clean Spic n' Span
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10Dct Ducttapyium
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1010Rad Radishium
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11Nite Nightrogen
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12Choc Chocium
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13R Rock
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13.5Pape Paper
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14Sciz Scissor
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15Clik Clickherium
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-13YUM Randomium
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16Papefly Paperairplane
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16Cp Cupcakeium
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17"Mash Mashium
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proofSkip Skippium
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19Si Silicon
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40Tp Tapium
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40.9Pot2 Potatium
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41Kip Keepton
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42Dark 42Chocoium
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43Flsh Toilet
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0Zr Zero
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45Tst Toaster
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46Pl Plastic
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47Pl Platonium
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48Bob Bubble
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49Fr Frankium
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50Woof Woof
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5151 51ium
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52Oxi Oxidizers
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53proofWal Walium
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54W Woodium
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55Bl Blank
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56Bln Skipblankium
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57Zon Zonrox
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5.8Cm Cementium
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58Veg Vegetaium
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59Vns Vansihium
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60Pn Peanutium
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61Lu Luster
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619Bzt Shockogen
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62Irr Irritium
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63Wr Wreckingbalium
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6456!Re Reium
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65Oz Ozone
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66Pl Plonkium
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67Rd Nickel
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68Qu Quickium
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69Hg Pillow
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70proofGoog1 Googleplex
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71Pa Paintium
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72Pl Orbitium
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LXXIIIPo Popium
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74Dazz Dazzium
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75Scth Scotchtapium
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76Broc Broccolium
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76He Helium
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77Btr Bitterium
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78Pr Pringles
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79Rf Roof
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80Ch Cherry
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81Tv Televisium
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82Dna Deoxys
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83Blur Bluron
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84Sil Silver
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85Ds Dissolvium
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86Rg Italic
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9201Illo Illogicopedium
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88proofIllo Illogicopedia
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89Jf Juicyfrutium
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90Ti Timium
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91Sdrw Sdrawckab
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92Was Washingmachinium
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93St Stickium
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94Gin Ginger
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94Bef Beforium
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77.9Chr Crunchium
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⅓⅔Spat Spatulium
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91Ru Rubbyium
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91.5Line Linus
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92.9IllSym Banana
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9999proofGr Grue
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92.9Moar Moar
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92.9Ill Idiotium
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92.9Blk Blackium
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93SwPot Sweetpotatoium
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More Elements
There are, in fact, many more elements than those listed above, because they don't fit into any of the categories laid out by modern (or even old) science.
Kinds of More Elements
There are more kinds of elements located here on Earth or this website. Unlike the elements in the above table, they cannot be seen. Scary, eh?
- Odorful Gases These are gases which are odorful and "nonsense to the max". Fortunately there are only three of these elements.
- Active Corns like Cornographium, or Popcornium, are actually corn. They can be located at cornfields.
- Really Nonsense elements, the most nonsensical elements of all. They can be numerous, and include Clueium, Escapium and Macheteium.
- Much more fillable materials can't be located at the bottom part of the table... in fact, they cannot be located at all.
Superiors
They are few but, they can be included in the elements because they are known to exist for certain. By this I mean I did not make them up.
111N Nothing
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102Pen Penium
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103Py Pyroium
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104Lm Poppyium
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105U Switchium
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106? Qmarkium
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107B! Bouncium
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108Pipi Pipichy
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Nukium | Barrelium | ||||||||
120Chris Chrisonium
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110Rd Redsquarium
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112Fish Fishice
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404 Notfoundium
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114^7! Iumium
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195.26QTOZ Kalphabet
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194Mil Millenium
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50QPipIm Pipquizium
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50QPipIm Listofelementium
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Active Corns
95Pop Popocrnium
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96Kl Kernelium
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97Corn Cornographium
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98Ce Cornfield
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99Butte Buttery
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100Mv Microcookium
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101Chez Cheesyium
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118Mv Moviefoodium
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119Yll Yellowium
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120Pp Popocornium
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Unknown Classification
999Ft Featurethisnowium
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Liquids
999Merc Mercury
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Nonsensibles
Simply makes sense but Nonsensical to.
111N Nium
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102Per Pefrium
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Ohnosium | 104Liek Mudkip
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105F Fium
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106ZZt Highvoltagen
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107Wipe Wipeoutium
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108Trip Tripium
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150Part Particulum
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109 Barrelium
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120Kab Kaboom
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110Rd Templatium
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112Edl Editlinkium
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113 Googlium
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114^Qrs Tuvium
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195.26QWERY Qwertyium
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