Norway Man
- Not to be confused with No Way Man!
Norway Man is a man from Norway. He is a normal man from Norway. To be exact, he is Normal Norway Man.
“JEG er virkelig Normal Norge Mann!”
Err...right. So anyway his catchphrase is No Way Man! Point being, he is Norway Man.
Norway Man comes from Russia but speaks Norwegian. Strange, but true.
“Aldri I livet Mann!”
Er... right.
Who is Norway Man?
If it is not clear enough, he is from Norway then please read the previous text he is from Norway which clearly states that he he is from Norway IS FROM NORWAY!
“Avrette avrette JEG er virkelig fra Norge!”
Er...right.
“Det er en så kulden og skinne!”
That HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!
“Ja den does egentlig.”
Then explain.
“Frisk , hvis jeg er opp på meg selv , så jeg må av sted på gulvet. korrekt?”
Er...no. That does not explain it at all.
“Burde jeg fortelle en løgn polsk spøk?”
Not helping. Anyway, if it's not clear to you...then your vision is blurry. Correct?
“Korrekt.”
Still not helping.
Where's Wally Normal Norway Man?
No seriously, where is he?
“JEG er rett her over”
Ah, there you are.
“Burde jeg fortelle en løgn polsk spøk?”
No. This is no time for jokes. So where do you live?
“Er du stalking meg?”
No, I am not stalking you.
“Fint”
Good? GOOD.
Are you a superhero?
You know, like Super Man and Bat Man and Homeless Man and every other man, like Human and Mantis. So are you a superhero?
“Frisk en gang jeg bevart en beruset fyr fra en tog bortsett fra jeg bortkommet en ben. se blikk”
ER....AND WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? AND YES, I CAN SEE YOU LOST A LEG! WHAT DO YOU THINK I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' AT THE WHOLE TI....never mind.
How many languages can you speak?
“to”
TWO? WHAT?
“Norsk og.”
NORWEGIAN AND...?
“English”
YOU CAN SPEAK ENGLISH?
SO WHY DON'T YOU????
“Why? Because I'm Normal Norway Man!”
UH....not funny. LOOK A GUN! WONDER WHAT I CAN DO WITH THIS...hehehehe