Norway Man

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Not to be confused with No Way Man!

Norway Man is a man from Norway. He is a normal man from Norway. To be exact, he is Normal Norway Man.

“JEG er virkelig Normal Norge Mann!”

- Normal Norway Man

Err...right. So anyway his catchphrase is No Way Man! Point being, he is Norway Man.

Norway Man comes from Russia but speaks Norwegian. Strange, but true.

“Aldri I livet Mann!”

- Normal Norway Man on his catchprase

Er... right.

Who is Norway Man?

If it is not clear enough, he is from Norway then please read the previous text he is from Norway which clearly states that he he is from Norway IS FROM NORWAY!

“Avrette avrette JEG er virkelig fra Norge!”

- Normal Norway Man on Normal Norway Man

Er...right.

“Det er en så kulden og skinne!”

- Normal Norway Man on the floor

That HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!

“Ja den does egentlig.”

- Normal Norway Man arguing

Then explain.

“Frisk , hvis jeg er opp på meg selv , så jeg må av sted på gulvet. korrekt?”

- Normal Norway Man on things not relating to the section Normal Norway Man.

Er...no. That does not explain it at all.

“Burde jeg fortelle en løgn polsk spøk?”

- Normal Norway Man on jokes

Not helping. Anyway, if it's not clear to you...then your vision is blurry. Correct?

“Korrekt.”

- Normal Norway Man

Still not helping.

Where's Wally Normal Norway Man?

No seriously, where is he?

“JEG er rett her over”

- Normal Norway Man on where he is

Ah, there you are.

“Burde jeg fortelle en løgn polsk spøk?”

- Normal Norway Man

No. This is no time for jokes. So where do you live?

“Er du stalking meg?”

- Normal Norway Man on me

No, I am not stalking you.

“Fint”

- Normal Norway Man

Good? GOOD.

Are you a superhero?

You know, like Super Man and Bat Man and Homeless Man and every other man, like Human and Mantis. So are you a superhero?

“Frisk en gang jeg bevart en beruset fyr fra en tog bortsett fra jeg bortkommet en ben. se blikk”

- Normal Norway Man

ER....AND WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? AND YES, I CAN SEE YOU LOST A LEG! WHAT DO YOU THINK I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' AT THE WHOLE TI....never mind.

How many languages can you speak?

“to”

- Normal Norway Man

TWO? WHAT?

“Norsk og.”

- Normal Norway Man

NORWEGIAN AND...?

“English”

- Normal Norway Man

YOU CAN SPEAK ENGLISH?

SO WHY DON'T YOU????

“Why? Because I'm Normal Norway Man!

- Normal Norway Man

UH....not funny. LOOK A GUN! WONDER WHAT I CAN DO WITH THIS...hehehehe