Nuclear War

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“Let's start a nukular warrrrrr!”

- Big Fartypants

Lets face it, if a nuke went off, your PC would be f*cked.

Think of the children

If you do come across a nuclear warhead, please, before you blow something up, ask yourself the following: What would Jesus nuke? That's right, you know the answer is popcorn. Everything else becomes such a mess in the microwave for you to clean up.

LOL

What the headline said.

Though to be honest

You won't be laughing any more when you're dead.