Nuclear barbecues
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Why hasn't anyone invented a nuclear barbecue yet? Seriously, the benefits are nearly endless:
- Nuclear process produce vasts amounts of energy.
- It would cook your food in mere milliseconds!
- You would show those silly nuclear scientists how to put nuclear fusion to use, finally.
- Profit!
Endless, I say! Endless!
There is no doubt in my mind that someone tried to make a makeshift nuclear barbecue by trying to cook their meat from the blast of a nuclear bomb. With that inspiration, all we have to do is refine the process a little bit, tweak the uranium dosage, and add a little seasoning! Who's with me?
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