Omegle

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Why waste your time with friends and family when you could be chatting with random Internet users?

Omegle is an online chat website that allows anonymous users to communicate with other anonymous users.

People on Omegle

• Socialites.
• Businessmen.
• 12 year old girls.
• Normal people simply looking to engage in a polite conversation.

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The Omegle Zombie Game. Costs nothing but the expense of the other player.

Examples of Omegle conversations

Let's take a dive into the world of strangers:

Attempt 1

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HELLO!!!@@@!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I appear to have over-reacted to the prospect of human friendship. Perhaps I'll try a more laid-back approach:

Attempt 2

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey, S-dawg

Stranger: heeey

You: S is for stranger

You: I think that's pretty cool

You: Don't you agree, S-dawg?

Stranger: u from?

You: I'm from

You: Illogicopedia

You: Here to study strangers like yourself

Stranger: where is it?

You: It's at illogicopedia.org

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Maybe I didn't advertise enough. I'll try again, this time with more advertisement:

Attempt 3

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HEY!! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE MOST AWESOME SITE EVER?!?!!?1

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Now let's try communicating on their level:

Attempt 4

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey d00d

You: h0w da h3|| @re j00

You: r u r3ddy 2 ch@ w1t m3h

Stranger: i [CENSORED]ed a [CENSOR] last night

You: d1d y0u

You: d@z n13c

Stranger: and my balls are itching now

You: ty 4 th@ inf0

You: i b3 g0iin n0w

You have disconnected.

Ugh, typical. Let's try again, this time with 200% illogic:

Attempt 5

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: PANCAKE CHICKEN IS WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE

You: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ESCAEP

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Disconnecting is the new trend, eh? I'm gonna try being a total chav:

Attempt 6

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi br0

You: r u redy 2 chat

Stranger: im not your bro

You: i lyk rap music and r n b

You: and i lyk 2 stand round in public and shout at ppl

You: u dig bro

Stranger: you sound like [CENSORED]

You: nawww

You: im white as a snowman ya dig

Stranger: so you'r just wannabe [CENSORED]....

You: yh

You: dam ryt

You: dats how we roll

You: amg

Stranger: you know what you get if you combine a [CENSORED] and an octopus?

You: ur m0m

You: olololololol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That worked out well. Now let's be a nerd:

Attempt 7

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Would you care to join me to play RuneScape excessively on the same wireless network whilst we eat pizza and discuss grammatical errors in the Monty Python movies?

Stranger: no thx:p

You: As you wish.

Stranger: but sounds fun^^

You: Care to join me to connect to YouTube and watch videos of people doing the same thing as I just suggested?

Stranger: yes!^^

You: OK then.

Stranger: xD

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8djJ4qVGDg

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFVKVEPnbdI

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5MtOrQ1w0Y

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That was fun. I'm going now, to go chat to more idiots on Omegle. kthx.