Out of gas

So you're at home comfortably well off, fridge stocked, wonderful spouse, good job and a car full of fuel. How do you get away from this horrible nightmare. This is how:

The art of running away from lifes situations

To run away from this death trap take the next train away from your dwelling and start happy slapping the scared looking gang of heavily koala armed chavs in the second.3 compartment. Dive out the train spectacularly into a dissaproving old granny and marry a scouser from France.

Congratulations you have your new life (Warning should not be attempted by cheese under the age of consent).

Or you could play some more Koala Quest 61.

See also

• Porn
• my loins
• Your dream girl