Philip Yunk

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The silliest English teacher you will ever know. Stands at approximately nine feet tall and owns as much as fifteen cats. Owns many articles of clothing his mother bought for him, include a light-up Christmas tie.

Also a fervant mandolin-player and Hamlet-enthusiast. Best known for his independent movie "El Sandwich" under the pseudonym Felipe D.Y.