Poolitics
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- To be confused with Moolitics, cow politics.
Poolitics is the general term given to anything related to the government, because the government is full of shit and smells bad[1].
Poolitics are not politics, as politics are a subcategory of a rotten tree branch. Politics does nothing but absorb sunlight and block the way of hiking trails in the forest. Also, politics simply wish they were as good as plotics, a vastly superior form of boat, or something.
Quoth the great George Hamburg:
| Poolitics are crap, literally. |
References
- ↑ Everyone under Obama would agree.