Prince Philip
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In times of war, one man can save us. One man who, above every other has come to the rescue of a country in its time of need.
That man.... is Superman.
Prince Phillip is Britain's most famous doorstop and crown polisher.
Allies
- The Queen, but only on Sundays.
Enemies
- Kate Middleton
- Mohammad Al Fayed
- The Wall (doesn't need no ejucashun)
Other stuff
Apparently (that being a rather important word here), he got knocked down the stairs after a fight with Kate Middletits and an ambulance had to be called because he got his truncheon stuck up a corgi's arse. Apparently.