Protist

A protist is an organism that holds demonstrations. It kind of looks like a bean with a demonstration banner thing. However it is very small which is why no-one really cares, just like <css> /*Written by Silent Penguin

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Hah! I bet you actually highlighted the censored word which is actually a piece of <css> /*Written by Silent Penguin

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I think I shall now protist against you.

The protest against protists

In 1964, English teachers protested against the bad spelling of protest, or now known as "protist", until they realized that was how you spelt "protist" and so "protist-ed" against themselves. This lead to the closing of 22 schools, the death of 3 teachers and 19 schoolchildren being injured, along with the birth of Michael Jackson.

The era of Protistanism

Also known as Badspellingnism.

But that's not a religion.