Purple soup
Purple soup is a east European delicacy thing full of purple goodness and the like. Purple soup doesn't taste like anything much except purple, which is to say it has a colorful sort of taste.
Despite its colorful taste its poisonous and unfriendly, it killed my ex-wife and pet cat just last week because they should it was some sort of other purple substance. BUT THEY WERE WRONG! IT KILLED 'EM DAMMIT!!!
Or um, maybe I should just tell you about the soup[1]
Ingredients?
To make your very own bowl of this wonderful thing, you shalt need:
- 250mLs of quality purple (bottled)
- Some silver spoons
- Tomato sauce
- Aspirin
- Tumeric
- A thing which I haven't thought up yet
Mind control substanceBirthday cake.
So how do I put this here soup together?
- Bring that purple to the boil, do not over boil the purple or it may go red, or blue.[2]
- Crush the silver spoons are stir gentally.
- Add aspirin slowly (amount depents on your drug addiction).
- Add Tumeric until it tickles your nose.
- Add birthday cake and thing I haven't thought up yet and boil now!
- Bon appitit!
Effect
As I said before, don't eat purple soup. You'll either wake up tomorrow dead, under government control or both. So please if some shiny haired man offers you a bowl of purple soup. REFUSE AND RUN!!![3] It could be the smartest thing you do that day, or possibly in your entire lifetime!
Purple Elephants
Other stuff
- ↑ Yeah I won't discuss the mind control pills and other poisons in it.
- ↑ OR BOTH!
- ↑ Seriously!