Radio

“I listen to top 40.”

- on you on the radio

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The radio was invented by old people a long time ago. You can use the radio to make money. Radio is also used to spread right-wing propaganda about French maids and agriculture.

Dick Clark exploited the radio in order to ensure he could be the first face seen on television every New Years Eve. Ryan Seacrest attempted to kill Dick Clark in the Battle of Hastings, but realized his longbow was no use against Dick Clark's patriot missles. A radio played the Chemical Brother's "Block Rockin' Beats" during the battle.

XM Radio will allow Martians to recieve top hits of the 80's on their Martian Rovers. Use of newly regulated subspace frequencies will allow us to contact the Delta Quadrant.

How to build a Radio

What you need

• A giant neon sign
• Kryptonite
• A Bowl

Directions

1. Mix it in the Bowl.
2. Form it with you hands.
3. Plug it in.
4. Rinse and repeat.

Trivia

• The word borange was created on the radio by Ross Noble in the year 2005 (on an Australian radio station called Triple J).
• The worst radio station is Krappraadio, an independent radio/tv channel in Estonia, directed by Kirjutas Hr. Maru. Krappraadio website

See also

• Sausage