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RANDUM INSANITEE
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Desu.

You know, some people refuse to acknowledge just how thoroughly MC Rodan can git down. I find that quite sadding, don't you? I mean, look at those poor trout. They have to eat tarantula-filled guitars just to survive in this dog-eat-corn world.

And I have this stain on my pants that was made by Michael J. Fox holding orange juice, and everyone laughs when they see my pants, and even Cillit Bang won't get the stain out.

I need a shoe! A shoe for my head. Head shoe? Blue Cheese? Tem sheec!

Onions

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Don't trust her to shove cod through the roof! It's much too dangerous for a little weeaboo like her; have Silent Penguin do it instead, he's eggs-pendable

My name is Snookums. No, it's Suiseiseki. No, it's Wikipe-tan. No, it's Suiseipe-tankums.

Who likes Wikipe-tan?

Put your hand down, Pedobear. How did you get in here? Suiseiseki banned you.

/mode +b %Pedobear*!*@* by Suiseiseki

NO NO NO that's all wrong you have to ban his hostmask not his nick.

/mode +b %*bear*!*@*.mindspring.net by Flameviper

thar

[INFO] Pedobear has joined #weaboo

You little crap!

/mode +b %*!*@* by Wikipe-tan
[INFO] You are banned from this channel

What the.

THE BRITISH ARE COMING!

Prepare the cuteness-destroyers!

Oh, wait!

WIKIPE-TAN, NO! DON'T TOUCH IT!

*foom*

ADEQUATE CREDENTIALS PRESENTED?! asparagus asparagus asparagus asparagus asparagus asparagus!!

that's some real cool stuff over there Private Pyle. I mean, in the event of a random ceiling-cod attack, this modern engineering marvel will keep us alive for what, another 5 feet? And I mean, when people are being slapped around with large trouts, inches matter.

Also, you could use it to beat your television after seeing that stupid commercial with the girl and the text messaging.

OMGWTFBBQ who changed the front page to goatse?!

Suiseiseki again

Chuck Norris

! I can't rimming get my rimming name right! Like right rimming now! I CAN'T URINAL TRACT

GET IT URINAL TRACT
RIGHT DESU!!!!!1111111111

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Suiseiseki loses it completely

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