Rennie

Antacid tablet which relieves indigestion, heartburn, fart churn, diphtheria, Ditzimber, acid indigestion, avid interrogation, Dyspepsi Cola, Cloaca Cola, hyperacidity, nervous indigestion, gastritis, flatulence, flat rent, stale pizza, ale wizard, bail lizard, mail blizzard, upset stomach, uppity starch, eee harr harsh, indigestion during pregnancy, inhaling burling pragmatics, monsoon season, moon sea sauce, biliousness, billy's mess, world hunger, purdy flunger, sturdy lounger, hearing aids, poverty, wilby, vile pie, carrots, marmots, cheese, meese, moose, goose, nose, hose, moon, foon and fish.

Some magical little pill, aye? The sheer beer of it makes the moose snooze upon the cat fat hat mat.