Renteria

Renteria is a place that is awesome. It is awesome because of many reasons:

1. It is awesome
2. It is not not awesome
3. The statement would not be un-false if you were not to falsely state that not-Renteria wouldn't be un-non-de-awesomeless. Not.

(disregard the third statement, as it contains too many un-non-negatives and I am not too unlazy to not check if it is not not true or not not untrue)

NB

Please note that there are some who believe that Renteria is not-awesome. They are mistaken. Renteria is awesome. The reasons for its awesomeness are given above. Please read them carefully and do not not not disregard them.