Richard Hammond

The author of this article, if you don't mind, interviews Hammy.

Author: Er... hello, there!

Ham: ......

Author: So, what shall we talk about?

Ham: ......

Author: Shall we talk about your crash?

Ham: ......

[ AUTHOR EATS HAM ]

Mmmm, hammy.

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