The Stig

“Some say he is a lazy barstard who can't be bothered to wipe his own buttocks”

- Spokesperson on for the Schtigg

“Some say he eats oil flavoured washers with petrol for breakfast”

- N.R. Sole

“Some might say that sunsheeyine follows thunder”

- Liam Gallagher

“I say he sucks”

- Beavis on from Beavis and Butthead

The Stig wants your Ford Focuses.

See also

• Top Gear

Environmentally friendly show of the year 2008 Top Gear
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