Rolling your head on the keyboard

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One shall not roll head on keyboard for many reasons.

  1. Because it's a WASTE of TIME
  2. Number 1 wasn't enough... Okay. For prolonged periods of time it makes you dizzy
  3. It may damage said keyboard
  4. And four, it will probably mess up your head
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