Roy Horfice
Roy Horfice was probably the biggest badass on the planet, and you've probably never heard of him. Anything you've ever known that is remotely badass combined and multiplied by seventeen is only a fraction of how badass Roy's left foot was. With that in mind, many people have converted to the Church of Horfice, a religious sect that attempts to be as remotely badass as Roy once was. He was so great that he could pick up any woman, do any task, and eat any hot sauce with ease. Science couldn't even attempt to explain him, so science can suck my cock. Roy was just so mind-blowingly amazing that thre realm of reality couldn't even handle him.
He was actually a loser who was afraid of girls because they have cooties. (hence the suit.)