Sad pig

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This pig is sad as he does not possess the scratchings. SCRATCHINGSSS!

Where's your carrot on the stick of Vaseline the sad pig sat eating on the souls of the family of average and when you die you know what that will go towards. The fat pigs have taken your family's vice and squeezed your panic buying thus you are paralysed.

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