Samuel slater
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I smear shaving cream on the keys of my keyboard.
I smear shaving cream on the keys of my keyboard.
There is vaseline everywhere. There is vaseline everywhere.
Is it supposed to smell like cheese?
I saw my neighbor eating lawn clippings and asked to borrow his razor.
I saw my neighbor with binoculars looking at his computer and then at the sun
I saw my neighbor with tweezers and binoculars staring at himself in a mirror and a sun.
I turned the volume all the way up on my television, then turned it off
I turned the volume all the way up on my television, then turned it off
I bury books after I finish reading them
Is it supposed to smell like cheese?