Schpam

Schpam isch a wondsherful schandwisch filler. However it isch alscho a very annoying thing becausche it isch copyrighted and you cannot menschion the word without uttering "trademark" in a lower voische immediately following.

Uh oh, I hear the lawyers approasching....

Juscht a minuite

That ain't no foodschtuff, that'sch an evil fabricaschion!

Thisisnotspam

last but not least, there's Eric Olefson. Everything about him repulses me. The way his eyes bug out, his monotonic voice, his dopey looking mustache, his bad British teeth, the way he always talks to himself, and his fat head. He always paces around and makes weird poses when standing, and when he sits down he keeps rocking back and forth like he has parkinson's disease. Sometimes, he will bring up topics out of nowhere and that no one cares about, and I just want to tell him to shut up. I want to slam his head into a wall. Also, because of the fact that he and Rachel are jewish, I have decided to become an anti-semite (BOO NAZISM!)

Can't blame you for that last bit, matey. I've been an anti-Semite for years. Bloody Jews. RabbiTechno 18:20, 22 October 2007 (UTC)