Shakespearian Creation
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In the beginning, there was nothing.
That is, off course, excluding William Shakespeare.
| [Enter Adam, Eve.] |
And so it begins.
| Adam: Wherest art thou, dearest Eve?
Eve: Nearest to the tree of apple. Adam: Aye, for what does the tree produce? Eve: The tree produces serpents, those of which kind may speak smoothly and kindly. Adam: For what cause does this serpent speak? Eve: He wishes of me to eat an apple. Adam: And you shall. [Exuent] |
Things went as normal, except people talked in stuffy English and used mind-blowing metaphors and other figurative devices.
And so went creation.
As expected, language dissolved, and so began the birth of ebonics, the anti-Shakespeare. But that's a different story.
See also
- Infinite monkey theorum, which would and could result in these exact words.
- Bromeo and Dudeliet