Sheffield

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“UNITED!!! Dun dun dun UNITED!!!”

- on Someone with a drum on football
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The town hall, where the council arses about. That's if they've decided to do any work.
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The biggest council flats in england. Whoever designed this is a pillock

Sheffield is heaven/hell. You have to love it, hate it or come from the south. Mention Sheffield to a Southerner and they'll say: "It's somewhere ooop north... were nobody has jobs or anyfin". That goes to prove that Londoners know fork all about Sheffield. Lets hope it stays that way.

It has a reputation for Manufacturing Steel laying off steel factory workers. This is when their houses are not being routinely flooded after the weekly heavy downpour.

Football teams

Sheffield United and the pigs. The pigs gained their name for being the most ignorant, stuck in the past bigheaded crap-talkers football has ever had the disgrace to give birth to. Their habits include referring to the times when they have beat united in rivalry debates (though losing more often to the Blades), claiming red and white makes pink which somehow makes them pigs and claiming their empty derelict ground is the best in South Yorkshire. The following South Yorkshire teams play at grounds that are better than theirs: Sheffield United, Doncaster, Barnsley, Sheffield FC, Rotherham, Chesterfield, Shit United.

In fact, football started in Sheffield, according to the Book of Sheff.

People of Sheffield

Are on the contrary to American stereotypes of British People. This includes having an accent which fails to be understood from anyone outside yourkshire.

Sheffield University...

Is where Seppy goes! (when he's not stacking shelves at lidl)

Sheffield

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- Liam Gallagher

Please note that Liam Gallagher is from Manchester


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