Stapler

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- Cat

A Stapler is a plastic thing that staples things to other things. Staplers are awesome.

They staple things.

The Stapler Thereom

Un-stapled thing + stapled banana - stapler + apple x staple = lemon

Supposably it explains the actions of neutrons and alpha constants.

To me it just looks like some lame idea to expand an Illogicopedia article.

It probably is.

...

No matter.

History of Staplers

STAPLERS ARE TEH AWESOME!!!

That is all.