Statistics

93.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

24.5% of this article is considered, around sewing circles, to be "random"

99.9% of Hairless Mole Rats are bald.

30.1% of the earth is the moon.

74.1% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

94% of six packs are six cans of beer grouped together.

25% of people are considered to have intelligence.

.0001% of this article is original, much like yer mum's breasts.

See also

• Statisticians