Stone Age

In the Stone Age everybody on earth was stoned. In fact they where so stoned that the cogs of society came to a halt. During that time Bison's hung out in caves smoking joints. They promptly got stoned out of stone itself which is unpleasant.

Basically

It was like everything was like made out of stone including your winkle.

See also

• The Flintstones, your modern Stone Age family, right down to the obesity.
• Rock Age