Stop & Shop

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Welcome to Stop and Shop! If you have your stop and shop card slide it through.

*slides*

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GOD WE GET IT!!!

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OH GREAT YOU ARE SO FRIGGEN ANNOYING

Please select your method of payment.

  • selects cash*

Total price of items: 9.9 billion

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY FRIGGEN GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS NO WAY I HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY. STOP AND SHOP MACHINE YOU MUST BE MAKING A MISTAKE.

*asks friend to steal money from the government* *complains to stop and shop, and smashes the machine with a Kord Machine Gun* Oh, sorry there kiddo! You have been imprisioned and prosecuted for the rest of your pueny, short little lives! HAHAHAHAA *laughs hard* *kills government* Whoop dee frickin' doo.

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