TAKE ANYTHING U WHANT/Jokes

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Below is a list of in-jokes or repeated jokes, as well as spoiler-free character briefs.

Characters

Ashley, Bill, and Linda

Linda is the protagonist of the Mac'n'Cheese episodes, or the filler in between Episode 3 and 4. She is also a major character in the actual series. Wears a purple bikini.

Ashley has a purple bikini and long hair. Her left arm is capable of crushing aluminum. She uses a pistol.

Bill is Ashley's wife (?) and wears a green bikini. She rocks.

Liam

Dungeon Explorer Liam is a brave man unafraid to ask for supplies. He is fast and able to eat potatoes in 3 seconds.

The Wang

The Wang is reminscient of, but not, a clawed wang. It haunts the protagonists. Avoid holes at all costs unless you want to be wanged.

In-Jokes

Weapon Reserves

Oft, the characters will have weapons they were never stated to have before, as a form of deuce ex pockina, or Deuce's Chickenpox. Such common items include throwing knives that explode into a shower of throwing knives on impact, gun-swords (no, not gunblades), oversized sniper rifles, rocket launchers, and machine guns.

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