Talk:Concurrent Versions System

This is an awful pun, referring to the commiting of source code to a repository. --Fluffalizer 11:01, 8 March 2007 (EST)

i dont get it...therefore it deserves to be shot (unsigned comment by HelloolleH)

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To those who still don't get it: the following description should make it rather obvious, though natually, explaining the pun in such detail will kill any potential humor value. Highligt it to read it.

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--Fluffalizer 16:12, 17 March 2007 (EST)

So, basically, this article is a yawn-inducing drug, like that used to induce babies? --MrMetalFLower 11:36, 19 March 2007 (EST)

its not that bad, just a bit nerdy maybe.--<css> span.seppysig{

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Now... where's the article on Git? ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 10:57, 11 Ergust 2011 (UTC)