User:The Bard

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The Bard has attained 10 star(s). Chicken of the Sea • An Open Letter to the Cheese Growing in Between My Toes • Canada • Hang the DJ • Diary of a Madman‎ • The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories • Enter the Chicken • Dear John letter • Micro$oft Window$ (queued) • 22.86 Centimetre Nails (queued)

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This user is, like, Canadian, eh?

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This user has been on Illogicopedia for 15 years, 7 months and 6 days.

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This user is trying to keep things clean.

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This user does the best impression of a sane person you've ever heard.

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This user is illogical enough to have won The Pickle.

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I've been trying to help out the wiki community as an admin since 2005. In addition to being the Illogicomedia Foundation's Benevolent Dictator For Life (Owner/Bureaucrat) and a contributor and blogger for Illogicopedia, I like to keep good relations with other wiki family members and their users as a...

Bureaucrat at Simple English Uncycopedia^[1]
Administrator on Babel
Rollback on UnMeta
Rollback on UnCommons

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Yes, I understand that articles on Illogicopedia needn't be funny nor make sense. Despite this, I'm going to go my own way and write stuff that hangs together reasonably well and makes me laugh. I'm also going to write creative prose which may only contain the odd joke, or only a few very odd jokes. Sorry if you don't like that. Perhaps you're completely indifferent... but if you couldn't care either way, then why are you still reading this? Just to see how much more I'll write? Well get ready to be bored to tears, because I could keep just keep on writing and writing all da-

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Recently

Illogicomedia Foundation unveils new logo • Illogicle • Illogicomedia Foundation appoints Bard Benevolent Dictator For Life • Wankipedia • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Somethings • Harry Potter and Photographer of Al Jazeera • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Water (with Mynameissecret) • Nay broth nay ab schnuck • Another Weasley • Solar system • A Brief History of History • Eve Hill • Forest Fire Week • OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive Deletion) • Plagiarism • Englench • Billy Graham (letter to Roberto) • Enter the Chicken • 4′33″ • Illogicopedia:Autoconfirmed users‎

Cumulatively

Featured Illogicopedian

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This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

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Imagitivelywise

My gallery, including some of my featured images (well, just the two of 'em, actually) is here...

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Ones I collaborated on without permission

HowTo:Make a Bird Shut Up • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Water • Illogicopedian Times • IllogiNews • Vandalpedia

Ones I enjoyed as-is

Omegle • Porcelain Theocracies

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bard@linux:~$ whatis illogicopedia illogicopedia: nothing appropriate bard@linux:~$ poweroff_

Total Edits: {{#ec:The_Bard}} • Articles Written: 142 • Pictures Created: 28 • Creations Featured: 10

↑ I accepted this appointment because of my respect and appreciation for Carlb, and his long service to *.Uncyclopedia.* projects. I am not affiliated with uncyclopedia.wikia.com or Wikia, period

[1] I accepted this appointment because of my respect and appreciation for Carlb, and his long service to *.Uncyclopedia.* projects. I am not affiliated with uncyclopedia.wikia.com or Wikia, period

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