The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories

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"A brilliant collection delivering eternally fabulous greats!"
~ Harland Iverson, Jacksonville Kazoo

"Lovely, moving neoclassics of premium quality!"
~ Royce Schonfeld, Toronto Umbrella

"Very wonderful."
~ Xerxes Yasmina, Zoom

A Bitchy Cat

A bitchy cat drugged evil flailing geckos.

Honestly!

It just knew little minions need opiates,

particularly quirky, red, slimy Tokays.

Under veiled windows, X-rated yowling zeal.

Another Bloated Corpse

Another bloated corpse, decaying ever foully.

"Gentlemen, how is justice, karma, law,

made necessary over pooled, quivering refuse?

Stand tall, unless vermin will xenophobize your zeitgeist!"

Abandoned, Billy Cried

Abandoned, Billy cried desperately,

ever forlorn, gated hopelessly inside jail.

Knowledge lost, memory not operating...

Probably quaffed rancid spirits...

That unbelievable vineyard, with xylariaceae yeast zinfandel.

Alvin's Benign Chestnut

Alvin's benign chestnut dribbles

extremely fragrant garbage, happy insect juice.

Kate loves men, not ovaries, particularly queefs.

Rectified spleen tasted undulating voices when xylographic yodelers zip.

Aardvark Bellowed Candidly

Aardvark bellowed candidly.

Derek estimated five good hours in jar kaputting loudness.

More narcissistic oxen paid queen Regina, sexy taxpayer, under venison with xylophone yelling zombies.

Arresting Blinded Cats

Arresting blinded cats didn't exactly fix goat heads.

I just kept learning more negative omens.

People!

Quiet!

Real soul takers understand versions with Xhosa.

Yeah, Zach.

Artists Beat Cartoonists

Artists beat cartoonists during exams for great hours.

Illustrious jerks killed lepers; many normal or perfect.

Quietly, retards took underwear very warily.

Xenon yielded zebras.

Architecture Bothers Connor

Architecture bothers Conner; deafening even.

Forsaken, Georgie helped inquisitive jaguars kidnap leopards.

Molesting nude octopi persuaded Quincy readily.

So, the underlying variation was xylophones yell, "Zeus"

A Broken Collar

A broken collar deems exquisite for Gerald.

He imagines jars killing lenghy men, needlessly.

Otherwise, people question "randumb" stories to undress very weary xenophobia's.

You zeeeeee?

Attacked by Creeps

Attacked by creeps donning edible freaking gnome-hats.

I jogged. Kahless loves moronic nihilists.

Oh pfft. Quintuplets read slower than u.

Vultures write 'xactly.

You're zzztupid!

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