Talk:Oxygen

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Oxygen is one of the biggest sluts on the periodic table. All it takes is a spark (often not even that) and oxygen will couple with just about anything. Almost every form of rust is the outcome of oxygen getting jiggy with it with a metal. The very reason we breath oxygen is so we can combust it with sugars. So basically oxygen is coupling with us too and we are constantly exhaling out carbondioxide babies.