Talk:THE LAST MAN TO EAT A HAM SANDWICH

There is a disturbing elegance to this piece. bravo! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 15:39, 28 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Indeed so. I vote for wheatgerm, and he shall have to enjoy it for it will be the last thing he ever eats. Unless he warps to an alternate universe of some sort shortly after, a universe where each and every existing commercial establishment is Subway. Oh wait, we already live in that universe... -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:04, 28 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

I've just eaten an Underwood Deviled Ham with American cheese sandwich, and do not feel any the wiser. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 17:29, 28 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)