An artist's impression of future terrorist methods

How do I shot tourists?

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Those filthy terrorists! Let's burn an effigy of Wal-Mart! Does anyone have a full-scale plushie effigy of a Wal-Mart supermarket?

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Thanks Ted. I mean Kohbar. Can I just ask why you had this in your pocket?

And now onto our culture section, with Shilpa Shetty.

Mr. T dominating the earth through fear with rad dance moves

BURN CULTURE!

Dirka Dirka! Mangetout! Va va voom!

Here is your typical german terrorist falling over. Luckily, the basement broke her fall.

THROUGH DEATH!

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