Terrorism

From Uncyclopedia test II
(Redirected from Terrorist)
Jump to navigation Jump to search





We're scared!

File:TerrorArt.jpg
An artist's impression of future terrorist methods

How do I shot tourists?

This is Al-Jazeera News. Bow down before our autonomous terrifying totally unbiased news reports!

Headline from Al-Jazeera

Wal-Mart alarms suppliers with net procurement plans

Those filthy terrorists! Let's burn an effigy of Wal-Mart! Does anyone have a full-scale plushie effigy of a Wal-Mart supermarket?

...

Thanks Ted. I mean Kohbar. Can I just ask why you had this in your pocket?

And now onto our culture section, with Shilpa Shetty.

File:Dance Dance Mr. T.gif
Mr. T dominating the earth through fear with rad dance moves

BURN CULTURE!

Dominance through fear!

Lol lol lol!

Allahu akhbar!

Ayatollah!

Dirka Dirka! Mangetout! Va va voom!

File:Jedi Woman Falls.gif
Here is your typical german terrorist falling over. Luckily, the basement broke her fall.

Peace unto the brother.

THROUGH DEATH!

TRIPLE = sign HEADLINE! WOO!

email me now at jihad@america.com