The French
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Motto: "Vev la idiots" | |||||
Anthem: Yeah - Usher (French) | |||||
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Capital | Love | ||||
Largest city | New Paris | ||||
Official languages | Swedish | ||||
Government | Free for all insanity, Stat! | ||||
Prime Minister | {{{prime_minister}}} | ||||
National Hero(es) | Joan of lark(bird0 | ||||
Currency | Frank...ly I don't give a @$&#$%@&# | ||||
Religion | Buddhism | ||||
Population | Too many to count, yet to few to care | ||||
Area | Size of Chuck Norris' fist | ||||
Population density | Denser than a Denso Sard Supra | ||||
Ethnic groups | Gays | ||||
Major exports | Baguettes | ||||
Major imports | Cats | ||||
National animal | ??? | ||||
Favourite pastime | ??? | ||||
Opening hours | ??? | ||||
Internet tld | .??? | ||||
Calling code | ??? |
The French are an interesting people found in a distant African country. Known to be gay, which is actually incorrect because France has a larger female population.
The Famous French
- French Llama - the founder of the French National Llama Association(FNLA)
- Sir Issac French - The inventor of the three laws for making baguette.
- Tom French - Main actor in Mission Impossible: Going to France, Mission Impossible 2: Living in France, and Mission Impossible 3: Leaving France
- Chuck 'French' Norris - Chuck Norris's lesser known brother who inverted the karate chop.
- Wolfgang Amadeus French - Composer of Fur French
Materials
- Large plot of land
- Courage
- Time
- Oh ya a French Flag