The Gravy Train
FIND PUBLIC TRANSPORT BORING??
THINK YOU'RE ABOVE SHARING YOUR COMMUTE WITH THE UNSHAVEN MASSES??
JUST WANT TO TRY SOMETHING NEW??
Well Virgin media presents you with the Gravy Train!
IT'S LIKE A REGULAR TRAIN, BUT FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH GRAVY!!
For those too awesome to handle, the gravy train is there. A pioneering invention, it provides cheap and easy travel between preset destinations, free of the annoying so called "people" cluttering up other methods of public transport. Climb into the cabin and you'll glide across town, observing the world from suspension in boiling hot gravy. It's cheap, it's quick, and before long you'll be at your destination. Or at least some of you will. Non-disolvable customers will be charged a nominal $300 fee.