The Typical Gangsta Conversation

Gangsta1: "Yo dawg."

Gangsta2: "Wassup my homie G?"

Gangsta1: "Nuttin, boy. What 'bout 'ju?"

Gangsta2: "S'all good."

Gangsta1: "Man, there was dis white boy, tryin' to act gangsta so I popped a cap in his a**."

Gangsta2: "'Dat's how we do it, boy!"

Gangsta1: "Well, dawg, ya got my weed?

Gangsta2: "Uh... No..."

Gangsta1: "No? You f***ing son of b****!

Gangsta2: "I'm sorry. Yo, my baby mama found it and threw it away."

Gangsta1: "Why?"

Gangsta2: "She be like, 'I don't want no pot around my baby; no sir.'"

Gangsta1: "Die foo'!"

Gangsta1 shoots Gangsta2 in the chest and he dies...