The basement

The basement is in fact the incorporation of the base for mental unhealth which was founded by some disgusting luffare back in the twilight days.

“Hurry now kids, you need to get into the basement before the bombs will fall on our lawn!”

- powder man on on his paranoidal daily habits

In the basement following things can easily be found:

• Rocking chairs
• porn and goatse collections
• Odd, cruel and sinister giggles of unbelievable powah
• Gurgle
• Punch cards with the famous Microsquash logo on them
• Extremely often also the knag-knag in some rare furnishings