The quest that was pointless because of one idiot

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"GO! NOW TO THE STREETS!" said An Unknown Guy. Poco ran to the street. He chased down a cab. Poco threw the passenger out and gave the driver $100.00. "Thank you." said the driver. "You're welcome, Bill." said Poco. "Hey! How did you know my name???!!". Poco gave him another hundred dollars and the driver grinned and asked, "Where to?". "To Argentina!" he said. "WHAT!? THATS THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY!!!" yelled the Bill. Another hundred. "Cha Ching!". They drove to a museum and walked to an atlas. "Here you are" and he pointed to a small purple country. Then he ran out the door. "NOOOO!!!" Paco said. He needed to get to Argentina to complete his mission. "YOU IDIOT!". Just then An Unknown Guy whispered "You have failed me Paco.". Quick as a cheetah Paco disappeared.

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