Time paradox

If I went back in time to visit my grandfather's great grandfather's father then wouldn't he be happier with my great uncle then my great uncle's great old great uncle's grandfather? Interesting isn't it? This has baffled scientists for ages and many of them had to sit down and dunk a biscuit in their tea.

In other news a duck met his great grandfather and talked about duck world war two and duck this and that. The duck's grandfather was pleased; he took a healthy interest in his exploits and blew up a celebratory fishcake. Although the fishcake wasn't to pleased and sued them all.

• Twice doesn't actually mean twice it means slice 'n' dice

See also

• Time
• Paradox
• I am going to eat you