Tony Blair
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| Deputy: | John Prescott | |
| Nationality: | British | |
| Term of office: | 1994 – 2004 | |
| Preceded by: | Glass of orange juice | |
| Succeeded by: | Monsters that live under your bed | |
| Date of birth: | ?/?/1875 | |
| Place of birth: | Albuquerque | |
| Date of death: | -- | |
| Place of death: | America | |
| Wife: | Jennifer Ellison | |
| Political party: | New Labour | |
Tony Blur is fast. He is so fast he is faster than a slug. And that's a souped-up Cuban speed slug we're talking about here, not just your run of the mill garden type.
However he is in no way as fast as John Prescott at a wedding party when the DJ announces that the buffet is open.
However he is in no way as fat as John Prescott at a wedding party when the DJ enquires as to what happened to the buffet.
See also
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The boy Tony, showing his famous quick-thinking
- His brother, Headface.
- Gordon Bennett