Tony Blair
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Deputy: | John Prescott | |
Nationality: | British | |
Term of office: | 1994 – 2004 | |
Preceded by: | Glass of orange juice | |
Succeeded by: | Monsters that live under your bed | |
Date of birth: | ?/?/1875 | |
Place of birth: | Albuquerque | |
Date of death: | -- | |
Place of death: | America | |
Wife: | Jennifer Ellison | |
Political party: | New Labour |
Tony Blur is fast. He is so fast he is faster than a slug. And that's a souped-up Cuban speed slug we're talking about here, not just your run of the mill garden type.
However he is in no way as fast as John Prescott at a wedding party when the DJ announces that the buffet is open.
However he is in no way as fat as John Prescott at a wedding party when the DJ enquires as to what happened to the buffet.
See also
- His brother, Headface.
- Gordon Bennett