Trojan Horses

By clicking the refresh button exactly pi times, umm, you will induce a trojan horse to your computer.

In which case a Greek extra from 300 will pull up to your doorstep inside a wooden horse. Like everyone else, despite your misgivings and the obviousness of the situation (the wooden horse's transparency and the sound of Greek curses coming from the computer as well as the fact you were read the story of the "Trojan Horse" at bedtime for 27 years of your life) you will proceed to open the wooden horse. At this point a large Greek chap will spring forth and kick your computer repeatedly before your computer waves a white flag from the disk drive. He will also delete your vast resovoirs of funducational porn.